Well...I would say kinda smart looking for an elderly gentleman...but he sure is one smart guy...read why I think so...
He said:
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
* Andy Rooney is 60 Minutes Correspondent (CBS)
DEDICATED TO ALL THE STUNNING SMART AND WELL COIFFED (UNDER OUR TUDUNG) HOT WOMAN OVER 40 WHO READ THIS AND ALL THE BALD PAUNCHY RELICS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A SAUSAGE TO OFFER!
I feel GOOOOD!
12 comments:
Anne,
Yeah, I feel GOOOOOD!
Salam anne,
Wanita veteran benar2 harus dihargai!!!! bravo Andy Rooney!!! luv u QJ.
"Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart."
Aunty Anne, I'm only three years old? So, how lah? purrr...meow!
..and you know what?..this old coot smiled and...felt goood, too..cheers
wow! nice one...can't wait to be one...;)
Lili .. ehh silaps.. Anne.. (tulah dah lama u menghilang, I dah lupa nama you taw.. hehaa)..
I feel good too but without a bite or two of a homemade chocs, my mood easily withers.. tis tis ..
Anne, HI-FIVE!!!
Salam dear Ladies and one gentleman who likes to call himself and old coot!
Glad that this piece make you all FEEL GOOD!
Thanks for dropping by after I dropped out of sight for almost a month.
Ateh Lili,
I Laaike...! (I LIKE , said slowly with a lilt at the end) the way Ayang likes to say it.
QJ,
Wanita veteran ~ makin lama makin berharga, macam antique furniture and vintage cars! Makin lama makin dihargai! Luv u !
Cat,
Quote :
Kittens develop to the age of a 15 year old human child in just the first year of their lives. An adult cat in the prime of his life at 32 human years is only four years old. Unquote
Seems like you're about to get there! Stay cool...you won't show any wrinkles for sure!
Pakmat!
Salam, the old coot who agrees with Andy Rooney, bless you...women above 40 are to be loved and cherished! (otherwise they might shoot you if they think they can get away with it!) Better keep the shotgun in a locked cabinet!
(BTW you're no coot if you agree with Andy!)
Naba the Mutant!
Don't hurry to join us...you'll get there soon enough! Meantime celebrate your life!
And yes...welcome to my eclectic abode.
CS,
Sampai ati tau owang tu lupa nama owang ni....tapi apa yang u cakap tu mmg betul...choc does have effect on FEEL GOOD! I nak tunggu you hentak2 kaki dulu, baru nak kasik!
Zendra!
I give you a 10! Have fun!
Oh dunia... kijam..kijam..
Mana you QJ??
Hi Anne, I love women like you and your thoughts, ha ha.
And yes, I too love mature women....they are more sensual, graceful, and know what pleases a man.
And mature women know how to say 'thank you' with a twinkle in their eyes.
Wayyyyyy to go, Anne. You have a great week, best regards, Lee.
Lee,
Is it because you love me that you love women over 40 or is it you love women over 40 that you love me... ?
Hahhaaha...either way I love gentlemen like you too...always saying the right thing at the right moment, pushing the right buttons...hahaha!
CS,
QJ larik tinggal you...dia takut kacau i kot-kot dia pun kena hentak kaki baru dapat!
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