Thursday, November 5, 2009

Are you ready to be tested?

A short neurological test


1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
6999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
Oh. One more test....
Find the 44th USA President.


Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!



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ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!



HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!

Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.





I love to see you smile !


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18 comments:

  1. QueenieNovember 5, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    I'm still young...

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  2. anneazizNovember 5, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    QJ,

    you are? But so am I...

    Let me remind you 50's calling! Tapi masih muda dr Uncle Lee kan?

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  3. Naz in NorwayNovember 6, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    muda trang tang tang tra la la lagi :D

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  4. anneazizNovember 6, 2009 at 12:50 AM

    Naz,

    Still a few years to go before i join the club, yeay!

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  5. kak jaNovember 6, 2009 at 2:47 AM

    N3 ni sgt tidak sesuai utk diriku yg masih moda bergetah ini.. Sila ulangsiar 25 thn lagi, k?

    (tu mesti nak termuntah hijau tu..)

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  6. Naz in NorwayNovember 6, 2009 at 4:49 AM

    tumpang lalu kazen anne...

    alllll the colours of the rainbow, kazen ja. alllllll seven of them :D

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  7. CSNovember 6, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    Yo! am here .. (waving frantically).

    I am 60 (tu diaa!tercengang ka?) and I pass all tests with rona2 berterbangan indah.. huwaaahh.., life is bliss (insyaallah).

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  8. Cat-from-SydneyNovember 6, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Aunty Anne,
    Don't la say old friends, say lah veteran, antique etc etc...purrr...
    I'm only 3 years old so definitely not taking the test. meow!

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  9. Zendra-MariaNovember 6, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    Passed the test, absolutely. Alzheimer's taking a detour here. Shooo get away.
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    Passed the test, absolutely. Alzheimer's taking a detour here. Shooo get away.
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    Passed the test, absolutely.
    Alzheimer's taking a detour here. Shooo get away.

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  10. LeeNovember 6, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    Hello Anne, saya ni nak pergi tidur, but thought pay you a visit.
    Alamak, mata saya da la crosseyed....ahh, but I did find the 'c', but give up the rest, too smal, kena paki my reading glasses.
    US President? Sarah Palin? Ha ha.....ohhh ya, that fellow Obama.
    Have a nice weekend, Lee.

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  11. LeeNovember 7, 2009 at 5:01 AM

    Hmmm, tengok la, ada orang splash puddle of ayer on me and my pillion riding SYT on a Harley!
    Ha ha ha....Anneaziz, love woman like you with your delicious sense of humour.
    Have a 2 moons weekend, Lee.

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  12. anneazizNovember 7, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    (Uncle) Lee,

    Hahaha...for you, anytime.

    You know something...2 moons found only on Mars! Too far...not enough saved up to go even to Canada for spring!

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  13. anneazizNovember 7, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Cik ja,

    Did your Mathematics lecturer die before imparting the basics of plus and minus?

    See you there in about half a decade!

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  14. anneazizNovember 7, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    CS,

    The secret to a long and happy life ~ don't worry about numbers, unless it's some missing figures in your bank account!

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  15. anneazizNovember 7, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    Dear Cat,

    Over here they say warga emas! hehehe..at 3 years old you don't have nothin' to worry bout, babe!

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  16. anneazizNovember 7, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    Zendra,


    Hahaha!

    Good answer! Pushing sixties (and who cares huh?) and still going on strong!

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  17. Fadhil IsmaNovember 7, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    Alahai.... kenapa la banyak cerita pasal Old people ni... terasa I tau ;-)

    Nasib baik la I pass the neuro test. Now I go and look at some pictures of SYTs (to borrow Uncle Lee's favourite term).

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  18. anneazizNovember 8, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    Salam Oldstock..

    Orang kampung I kata:

    Tua2 keladi ,

    Makin tua makin...(u finish it!)

    (Belajarlah from the Casanova of the blogosphere...He's got his thumb in every pudding!) But the cyberworld would be dull if not for people like you (Uncle) Lee!

    (MY GOD!my word verification for this post is DULLSIT!) Gotta stop posting theses kind of entries, no?

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